fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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er0ticfantasies:

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

I screamed so damn loud @ this. 

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"You have to be twice as good to get half as much."

maylyhn:

shesthedifferencemaker:

-said every black parent in America

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said every black parent in Europe

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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